
Finding the right mortgage is much like finding the perfect partner. There are certain attributes or traits in a prospective partner or mortgage that makes compatibility more likely.
A financial comparison website therefore, is much like an internet dating site. You can compare mortgages on a range of things: rate, fees, term, hobbies, favourite tree as well as attitudes to particular issues (like the Great Reform Act of 1832).
But this mortgage dating game leaves me baffled. It all pre-supposes that I know what I’m looking for – which I may not do. This partly explains my ill-fated relationship (lasting 24 months) with Magda, a 2 year fixed rate mortgage, who, although enjoying hill-walking, was completely inept socially and very unreasonable (she would only travel by Penny Farthing and insisted on wearing a monocle).
What I really needed, before looking for a mortgage, was to work out what would be compatible with me. Probably the biggest piece of advice I could give is to make sure you shop around. I settled for Magda because she was the match my bank offered me, but selecting from a limited pool is the dating equivalent of having to select your partner from within a small familial group, such as The Nolans or The Chuckle Brothers. Whilst you might well find a perfect match from your bank or building society, surely it is far better to have seen everything else that is on offer as well? This simple exercise could save you hundreds, even thousands of pounds a year in mortgage payments.

